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the head | the hand ([personal profile] headandhand) wrote in [community profile] dualisooc2019-10-20 07:11 pm
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TDM 002. WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

» 01. I LIKE TO PARTY AND BY PARTY I MEAN NAPS.

Look at all of these bright, shining new faces! There’s even a few less bright, less shining faces, but hey, this city welcomes all types. Chances are, if you’ve just arrived, you're seeing some pretty crazy things, unless you're used to an eye-blinding amount of neon, robots, weird-ass technology, magic, and an omnipresent police force...and hey, if you are, congrats, you're gonna settle in juuuuust fine. But for the rest of you, the Head knows this has gotta be pretty overwhelming, right?

Well, since your quaint individual processing units are probably having a hard time, why not link up with another one? By which the Head means...

Hello, new citizens of Dualis,
and welcome to your monthly Network Adjacency Protocol~!


NAPs are a monthly community networking event similar to the Earth concept of speed dating! Two citizens (new arrivals and old hands alike) are placed at a table together with a handy cue card of queries to help break the proverbial ice. Ask queries and receive results, or ignore the card and yeet yourself straight into a brand new friendship! But don't be too shy, you've only got ten minutes together, and if you just sit in silence for the whole ten, the Network Admins are likely to come supervise and try to repair the uplink through a mild shock to the ol' central nervous system. You might find yourself saying all sorts of unintended facts about yourself if that happens...probably better to just make friends, right? Who doesn’t like friends?!

This month’s event is held at the brand new RoCocoa Cat Cafe, a sparkly new establishment that caters to children and the young at heart with iced and hot cocoa drinks of all kinds, delicious pastries, age-appropriate live music, and of course many friendly kitties who love to lounge in laps. The cats are of all shapes, sizes, and colors, including some who may look a little different from what you expect, or may look like an ordinary cat but are actually anything but ordinary underneath that adorable fur coat. All cats in the cafe are adoptable, of course, for those who meet a new furry friend and just can’t bear to go home without them!

So pull up a chair, get to know your new neighbors, and enjoy a sugary treat or two with the resident furbabies. You might just meet your new two- or four-legged best friend!

» 02. TO TAG OR NOT TO TAG, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

Welcome, one and all, to a long-running time-honored Dualis tradition: the annual city-wide Dualis Marker Tag Competition! For this entire month, all participants who accept the challenge will be given a marker and set free to tag any other participant in the city by making a mark on their skin, while attempting to avoid being tagged themselves. Careful, though - the ink marks last a very long time, so you’ll have to wait until the competition concludes to wash everything off.

Markers come in all colors, even fluorescent, glitter, and glow-in-the-dark, and you can use however many markers your inner child’s heart desires. These markers will leave marks even on people who have chosen not to play, but you can easily purchase an armband, headband, or similar accessory that says NONPARTICIPANT if you so desire. Marking nonparticipants is considered extremely bad form and wins you no prizes, but "misfires" do still happen sometimes. It’s usually considered polite to offer a mistaken nonparticipant that you’ve marked a small reparation, like coffee or a more adult beverage.

Safe zones do exist! Any establishment can put out a sign that marks it as such - signs in shop windows, chalkboards outside bars, and the like; many do this, just to keep the general chaos and injury/property damage liability down. Tenants of private residences typically agree that their spaces are also safe zones, but that's up to y’all to hash out.

Have fun! And maybe try not to put anyone’s eye out, yeah?

» 03. TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT, THE BITTER AND THE SWEET ...

Looks like the Head’s been clued in to the quaint alien custom known as trick-or-treating. Is today Halloween? Who cares! You get free candy! Free candy for you, free candy for you, everybody gets free candy!

And rather than make citizens work for that free candy by traipsing around in costumes, the Head’s decided to cut everyone a little break and just have bowls of wrapped sugary delights placed strategically throughout the city. You never know where you’ll find them, or what types of candies the bowls will contain - chocolates, of course, and jellybeans and hard candies of every flavor you can think of, and treats you’ve probably never seen before now. Ooh, is that a snoobloo-flavored truffle? Only one way to find out! Eat it.

The treats are not poisoned or otherwise dangerous, but some do have a trick up their wrappers. Candies may cause temporary side effects: minor appearance changes, enhancing or reducing senses, sudden mild development of extranormal abilities, or loss of control over abilities you already possess. Some sweets are just regular treats and produce no effect except maybe cavities, if you don’t brush your teeth. Effects will remain until another candy is consumed that either induces a different effect or nulls the current effect and simply tastes nice. Enjoy!
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Re: The Iron Bull | Dragon Age Series

[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-11-01 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. So. South has gotten more or less used to the weird, strange, and down right crazy looking sorts of beings around this place. It's been, what, two months? Three? A fucking year? She honestly has no real idea, to be honest. It's been both forever and the blink of an eye, everything happens so damn much but not much has entirely changed, frankly. Her job as the Mayor's bodyguard has kept her busy, and any off time she has she may or may not spend getting shitfaced at local bars, days tend to blur, really.

But despite all she's seen and forced herself to get used to, she isn't expecting to see a huge...man? Bull man? Minotaur? Someone like this thing to be sitting at the next table she hops to. She has a good half a burger in her hands, mouth too full to comment just yet as she drops down in the seat, eyeing the...man...thing.. in front of her.

Finally, she finishes her bite, eyeing said bell before she cocks her head to the side and looks up at the mountain of a being, "Yea yea, I'm fine- you're a giant fucking thing, aren't you? Ho-ly fuck, man, horns and all. Got, like, people feet, or hooves?" Blunt? Yes. Maybe rude? Definitely. But it's not meant in a dickish way, she's curious of this new sort of being she's being presented with!
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[personal profile] theirondragon 2019-11-02 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
There were a lot of places in the south that had never seen a Qunari, but a lot of them had weird stories about his people, that they were beasts that walked like men, that they were dumb as rocks, that they had horses cocks and goats' feet. You name it, some weird-ass human or dwarf or elf had probably thought about it. He thought it was all hilarious, really, and he laughed, a deep and resonate sound. Hell yeah, he liked her already.

"Yeah, it's a hell of a rack, huh? Go ahead," he flexed as she stared, adjusting to make his bare chest more visible. "Take it aaall in. I'll wait."
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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-11-06 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
The chest was fine and all, but she's peeking under the table to see if it's human feet or hooves. Feet. That's less exciting. Still, she pops upright again after a second, mildly disappointed but no less curious.

Thankfully, while she's still a blunt pain in the ass, being here for a while has made her less...racist(?) to non-human things. Before, back home, it was humans or Covvies, people that sometimes wanted to kill you or aliens that almost exclusively do. She didn't consider nice non-human beings, and had a chip on her shoulder about them. Now, she treats them just like she does humans. Which isn't all that great anyways, but oh well, at least it was just her being an ass and not close-minded about something they can't change.

She reaches a hand out in an attempt to touch one of the horns, eyebrows pulling together, "You get your eye poked out from a horned headbutt or something?"
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[personal profile] theirondragon 2019-11-07 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
If she had been racist, the Bull wouldn't have cared honestly, content as he was to let people underestimate him, to assume less of his mental capabilities because of assumptions they made. You see a big, dumb ox-man? Good. It's easier to get you to spill all your secrets that way.

He chuckles at her question, shaking her head. "Nah. Headbutts don't work. I've tried." He makes a motion to indicate the extensive scarring on the left side of his head. "Flail. Big ass spiked one."
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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-11-08 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
If it'd help or not, South isn't immediately assuming he's a big dumb oaf. She's met big guys who were somehow smarter than she is, she has what she'd consider a good friend and teammate who's huge as an ox and smart as a whip. Big guy with horns? Could be dumb, could be brilliant, doesn't relate to his build, and she hasn't decided one way or another just yet anyways.

When he doesn't stop her inquisitive hand, she touches one of the horns, fingertips brushing lightly at first before she tries to get a grip around one.

"Kinda amused already from your getup, but you from one of those, like, medieval places? With swords and shields and shit like that?" Honestly, he could just like the aesthetic or whatever, but she judged a book by the cover and automatically figured he wasn't from a place with powered suits and fancy guns.