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the head | the hand ([personal profile] headandhand) wrote in [community profile] dualisooc2019-10-20 07:11 pm
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TDM 002. WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

» 01. I LIKE TO PARTY AND BY PARTY I MEAN NAPS.

Look at all of these bright, shining new faces! There’s even a few less bright, less shining faces, but hey, this city welcomes all types. Chances are, if you’ve just arrived, you're seeing some pretty crazy things, unless you're used to an eye-blinding amount of neon, robots, weird-ass technology, magic, and an omnipresent police force...and hey, if you are, congrats, you're gonna settle in juuuuust fine. But for the rest of you, the Head knows this has gotta be pretty overwhelming, right?

Well, since your quaint individual processing units are probably having a hard time, why not link up with another one? By which the Head means...

Hello, new citizens of Dualis,
and welcome to your monthly Network Adjacency Protocol~!


NAPs are a monthly community networking event similar to the Earth concept of speed dating! Two citizens (new arrivals and old hands alike) are placed at a table together with a handy cue card of queries to help break the proverbial ice. Ask queries and receive results, or ignore the card and yeet yourself straight into a brand new friendship! But don't be too shy, you've only got ten minutes together, and if you just sit in silence for the whole ten, the Network Admins are likely to come supervise and try to repair the uplink through a mild shock to the ol' central nervous system. You might find yourself saying all sorts of unintended facts about yourself if that happens...probably better to just make friends, right? Who doesn’t like friends?!

This month’s event is held at the brand new RoCocoa Cat Cafe, a sparkly new establishment that caters to children and the young at heart with iced and hot cocoa drinks of all kinds, delicious pastries, age-appropriate live music, and of course many friendly kitties who love to lounge in laps. The cats are of all shapes, sizes, and colors, including some who may look a little different from what you expect, or may look like an ordinary cat but are actually anything but ordinary underneath that adorable fur coat. All cats in the cafe are adoptable, of course, for those who meet a new furry friend and just can’t bear to go home without them!

So pull up a chair, get to know your new neighbors, and enjoy a sugary treat or two with the resident furbabies. You might just meet your new two- or four-legged best friend!

» 02. TO TAG OR NOT TO TAG, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

Welcome, one and all, to a long-running time-honored Dualis tradition: the annual city-wide Dualis Marker Tag Competition! For this entire month, all participants who accept the challenge will be given a marker and set free to tag any other participant in the city by making a mark on their skin, while attempting to avoid being tagged themselves. Careful, though - the ink marks last a very long time, so you’ll have to wait until the competition concludes to wash everything off.

Markers come in all colors, even fluorescent, glitter, and glow-in-the-dark, and you can use however many markers your inner child’s heart desires. These markers will leave marks even on people who have chosen not to play, but you can easily purchase an armband, headband, or similar accessory that says NONPARTICIPANT if you so desire. Marking nonparticipants is considered extremely bad form and wins you no prizes, but "misfires" do still happen sometimes. It’s usually considered polite to offer a mistaken nonparticipant that you’ve marked a small reparation, like coffee or a more adult beverage.

Safe zones do exist! Any establishment can put out a sign that marks it as such - signs in shop windows, chalkboards outside bars, and the like; many do this, just to keep the general chaos and injury/property damage liability down. Tenants of private residences typically agree that their spaces are also safe zones, but that's up to y’all to hash out.

Have fun! And maybe try not to put anyone’s eye out, yeah?

» 03. TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT, THE BITTER AND THE SWEET ...

Looks like the Head’s been clued in to the quaint alien custom known as trick-or-treating. Is today Halloween? Who cares! You get free candy! Free candy for you, free candy for you, everybody gets free candy!

And rather than make citizens work for that free candy by traipsing around in costumes, the Head’s decided to cut everyone a little break and just have bowls of wrapped sugary delights placed strategically throughout the city. You never know where you’ll find them, or what types of candies the bowls will contain - chocolates, of course, and jellybeans and hard candies of every flavor you can think of, and treats you’ve probably never seen before now. Ooh, is that a snoobloo-flavored truffle? Only one way to find out! Eat it.

The treats are not poisoned or otherwise dangerous, but some do have a trick up their wrappers. Candies may cause temporary side effects: minor appearance changes, enhancing or reducing senses, sudden mild development of extranormal abilities, or loss of control over abilities you already possess. Some sweets are just regular treats and produce no effect except maybe cavities, if you don’t brush your teeth. Effects will remain until another candy is consumed that either induces a different effect or nulls the current effect and simply tastes nice. Enjoy!
sirentologist: (Directive)

Patricia Tannis | Borderlands Series

[personal profile] sirentologist 2019-10-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
01.

[Wonderful. Social interaction. Forced social interaction. There are so many other, more important things she could be doing with this time instead of sitting across from a stranger, arms crossed, glowering. Really, how was this at all useful for anyone?]

You'll pardon me if I don't make small talk. I've tried it in the past with varying levels of success, but ultimately it just wastes time and air that would be fair better spent studying. Something. I'm not quite certain on that part yet.

02.

Oh god why were there so many people intruding on her personal space and with markers? Had everyone gone insane? or were they all just children? Not that she had much right to complain about insanity, but she was just about on the verge of a panic attack and if one more person approached her wielding a writing instrument, she might scream.

At the first opportunity she ducked into what looked like a cafe marked as a "safe zone" hoping that it actually was safe--if nothing else there was far more space for her to breathe for a moment and re-establish some boundaries. After a few moments, no more marker-hoodlums approached, and she relaxed somewhat, looking at her marker-covered hands (thankfully she had been hiding her tattoos under her jacket and her arms weren't available), absently trying to count the number of marks she'd gotten. She stopped trying after 10.

And that's not even accounting for the two on her face that she hadn't noticed owing to the whole "panic" thing. You know.
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[personal profile] fuckregularpeople 2019-10-21 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not useful for any of them, she agrees. There's definitely some sort of insidious reason the Head makes them do this every month and Jane doesn't trust it either, but rebelling against it hadn't gone well before.]

Yeah, see, normally I'd be right there with you but last time someone tried to shut up they zapped him and made him talk. If you're going to try that wait until the next person, okay? I'm not starting some shit around this guy. [She refers to the cat in her lap, a flat-faced Wilford Brimley-esque ball of gray fur that is either snorting, purring, or both.]
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Re: 01

[personal profile] sirentologist 2019-10-21 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I never said anything about keeping quiet. I only wish to discuss something other than the weather or the hobbies of a stranger I have no particular interest in.

[That could have been worded better, but Tannis is not in the mood to care right now. Not that she ever is, but she can pretend to be ice sometimes?]

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Domino | Deadpool Movies

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
02.

[Somehow, this one has escaped the markers. Literally. There's not a mark on her anywhere and she's got a lot of arm skin exposed. Which, judging from the surroundings, is unusual. However, Domino does not even look confused. She in fact has a smile on her face as she window shops and just takes in the city, wandering around aimlessly, unconcerned.

It doesn't take long before someone decides they can try to tag her but that's about the moment she notices something on the ground and the marker misses her arm as she bends down to grab it and the "attacker" retreats, somewhat confusedly, but mostly trying not to get caught. It's unclear whether or not she even noticed.]


Oh no, someone dropped an earring...


03.

[Yum, candy. Although to be fair, it's kind of sketch just leaving it out in the open. Unguarded. Some crazy person had probably laced it with drugs or poison or something even worse. Aaaaaaaaand everyone's just eating it without question, that's great. Maybe she's just cynical, but after watching everyone carefully for a while it's fairly safe to conclude that nothing too horrible is going to happen if she has some, right? At least no one seems to be on a bad trip or falling over dead, so...

And she'd probably get the one piece that they'd missed if they had put something in it anyway.

She's still a little cautious as she approaches and grabs a piece of chocolate and pops it in her mouth. It's delicious, at least, so maybe that makes up for any horrible thing that's about to happen, right?]


Kind of feel like I'm about to start a shitstorm, is that weird?
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Sad Panda (Frown))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You get used to it.

[This comment from a young man who has just popped what looks like a jolly rancher in his mouth. And suddenly grown a very impressive afro. David sighs, trying not to be TOO upset by this development. Worst that happens is that he has to braid his hair. Which, he's realizing, he doesn't know how to do. Shoot.]

Who knows, maybe you got lucky and nothing will happen. I mean, I knew of this woman back home that had luck pretty much as a super power.
notverycinematic: (Maybe)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure I want to.

[Maybe she'll get lucky and leave, that was preferable, really.]

Guess we'll find out, but I'm kind of leaning toward the "that was one of my worse ideas" end of the spectrum.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that depends on your opinions of tooth decay. Though, I've seen these sorts of things by the Head do weird things.

[Case in point, he gestures to his hair.]

Though I guess you could get powers. Weird things. I've met a guy who can manifest ethereal black tentacles.
notverycinematic: (Lucky)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh the jokes I will not make in public. [Where was DP when she had an epic opening like that]
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Yeah I'm Listening But... (Watching))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[He would, wouldn't he? Domino definitely had an interesting life for knowing the merc.]

Well thank you for sparing me them. Still, if something hasn't changed yet, you're not dealing with physical changes. What about your senses? Can you hear better? See better?
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless you count hearing my hopes and dreams of leaving flying away the longer I stay here, then nope, I'm all good.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Am I Still Here? (Drained))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah. There is that point. David sighs and shakes his head. This isn’t what he likes either.]

Home would be good. But this place is... a bit dense in ways we haven’t been able to get around yet.
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[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you just haven't had any good luck.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Change)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles at that comment.]

I doubt Domino herself would have the luck to get out of this place.

[Don’t be upset with him, Dom. In his reality you look very different. And that doesn’t mean better.]

Sorry, that probably means nothing to you. But I know people who easily bounce between dimensions and none of them have gotten here to help so whatever.]
notverycinematic: (Posed)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, let's see what Domino thinks. [Two seconds.]

Hey Domino?

Yeah?

You think you'll get out of here?

Eventually, my luck's not that bad.

Sounds good, thanks for the chat.

Yeah, don't mention it.

Looks like she disagrees with you.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Not Sure What To Do Here (Shrug))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Give him a moment. Just a moment. And then he laughs, shaking his head.]

After Erik and Charles I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised to have you here as well. Just... you look different than you do on my Earth. My name’s David Alleyne, formerly associated with the X-Men.
notverycinematic: (Uber)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet that's a story. [Not that she's expecting to hear it, but it definitely sounds like there's something to the whole "former" thing.]

I'd say I'm Domino, but I think you figured it out.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well he could claim the formerly was because he wanted to break Scott’s nose but that is something he doesn’t think she actually wants to hear. He hopes.]

A little birdie told me. But since this is you, you probably got, like, a dud candy that does nothing but taste good.
notverycinematic: (Dreamy)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Delicious. The best I've ever had. If people start dropping dead around me, just know I got lucky and I'm not an evil mastermind. Yet.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn’t put the ability to be an evil mastermind by you, if you’re anything like the Domino of my world. But really, would the effort be worth it?

[She’s probably smart enough to know it isn’t.]

And if people start dropping dead or getting really sick I get to go to work and that would be sad. So I’m going to hope it doesn’t play out like that.
notverycinematic: (Lucky)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, fuck, don't blow my cover. I am a sweet and wholesome innocent girl.

What are you, an EMT?
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Blow your cover? No chance. We could probably use a... ‘sweet and wholesome innocent girl’ around here.

[Yeah, she’s got him trying not to laugh at the idea. The woman, if anything like she is back, is badass and definitely not to be underestimated.]

If this place took my qualifications seriously? Surgeon and doctor. As it is? ER Nurse.
notverycinematic: (Default)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Need an alibi?

[Good, then she's doing it right.]

Shit, that's helpful.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Heartbreak Hits Twice (Sorrow))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-21 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Not yet, but who knows, maybe in the future.

[But he chuckles and shakes his head.]

Helpful except when one is outside of the hospital and you try and tell EMTs what needs to be done. They tend to ignore nurses.
notverycinematic: (Uber)

[personal profile] notverycinematic 2019-10-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds stupid.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2019-10-22 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh it really is. But that's red tape and hierarchies for you. Everyone wants to be the smartest person around. But you've dealt with people, you know how they get.

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