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the head | the hand ([personal profile] headandhand) wrote in [community profile] dualisooc2019-05-26 06:08 pm
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TDM 001. WELCOME TO THE CITY

» 01. WELCOME WAGON

Wow, what a bunch of new faces! The city of Dualis hasn't seen anything like this in a long time, and they've seen some pretty crazy things. Chances are you're seeing some pretty crazy things, too, unless you're used to a lot of neon, robots, weird-ass technology, magic, and an omnipresent police force...and hey, if you are, congrats, you're gonna settle in juuuuust fine. But for the rest of you, the Head knows this has gotta be pretty overwhelming, right?

Well, since your quaint individual processing units are probably having a hard time, why not link up with another one? By which the Head means...

Hello, new citizens of Dualis, and welcome to your first monthly Network Adjacency Protocol~!

NAPs are a monthly community networking event similar to the Earth concept of speed dating! Two citizens (new arrivals and old hands alike) are placed at a table together with a handy cue card of queries to help break the proverbial ice. Ask queries and receive results, or ignore the card and yeet yourself straight into a brand new friendship! But don't be too shy, you've only got ten minutes together, and if you just sit in silence for the whole ten, then the Network Admins are likely to come supervise and try to repair the uplink through a mild shock to the ol' central nervous system. You might find yourself saying all sorts of unintended facts about yourself if that happens...probably better to just make friends, right?

» 02. A BUG IN THE CODE

Remember how the Head mentioned that whole plague thing? Well, don't worry, this isn't that.

It is, however, a really, really terrible flu circulating through the residents of Dualis. Symptoms include fever, chills, vomiting, hallucinations and even in some cases seizures. Bad news, all around. Luckily, this is something the Head knows how to deal with! Time for vaccinations, everyone~

The vaccination process is pretty straightforward: just head to your local clinic and get innoculated! You'll be in and out in less than ten minutes, MedDualis is pretty efficient that way. There isn't even a copay. The MedDroids will tell you, however, that there might be some minor side effects** to watch out for, including physical reactions and odd dreams, but don't worry--those will wear off within forty-eight hours. Nothing to concern yourself about! Of course, if that worries you, you could always run the risk of getting the flu--or passing it on to your loved ones...

**Possible side effects include: Gender or sex change, positive or negative size change, appearance alterations, shared dreams, and mild telepathic links, among others. Please contact your local MedDroid if these symptoms become too severe, or other side effects such as death occur.

» 03. TANSTAAFL

Well, you're settling in just fine, and the basic accommodations and amenities are okay, but maybe you've got a hankering to see that new VR Film: SHARKS IN SPACE 85: BLACK HOLE SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO DO. Or maybe you want some sweet new duds to wear around town, or even just an actual slab of steak. Sorry, those cost extra, pal, which means it's time for...

JOB HUNTING.

Fortunately, Dualis makes this pretty easy! There's a job fair on this week, down at the Central Hub! Plug your certifications and skills into any of the EmployMe terminals in the Dualis Central Hub, and the computer will auto-generate a currently open job that it feels you'd be best suited for. No resume writing or lengthy application process required! Of course, whether or not this job sounds like the right job for you is another matter...but hey, how could an AI with millions of years of learning be wrong? Time to get started, or try and switch waivers with another unhappy new employee--but be warned, some unforeseen consequences may occur if you try swapping identities with someone else...
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-07 01:55 am (UTC)(link)

What are those things? Again that deep tilt of her head. Definitely a gesture of question.  “What’s an ocean? And hell no we don’t swim. Only rich people have he money to manage the proper costs of and filtration for a pool so they don’t just turn to poison or something. It’s hard enough keeping enough water around to drink. Most of it is filtered and shipped from off-world.”

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-07 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
She's mildly concerned over the state of the girl's neck at this point, please, your head is going to tilt right off.

"Lots of salty water? With tons of animals? Covers most of Earth, some planets where I'm from are pretty much all ocean except the manmade parts." Okay, she's pulled a feel from South, what person hasn't gotten to run into an ocean?! "Okay kid, we gotta find some water to push you into now. It's mandatory."
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-07 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)

“Adaptive mostly has rats and feral cats. And whatever rich people ha...”

Her eyes go huge with horror and the girl pushes back from the table at He idea of being thrown into water. 

“You’re trying to kill me!”

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-07 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
She pauses before rolling her eyes, shaking her head. "I'm not literally saying to throw your ass in water. If you've never been in water, you'll probably totally die."
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-07 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)

“Non-treated water is toxic,” Abby counters. 

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-14 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Where you're from. It's probably fine here." Probably. Maybe. Most likely? She doesn't know for sure, but she's fairly sure they would've heard something about it by now if the water was killing people off.
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-14 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)

Yeah, and if you trust that then Abby has a time share in the Gulch for you. But she isn’t making that sassy comment. 

“Serious pass. That stuff will kill you. Better safe than dead.”

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-16 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Water's been....typically safe in her life, she's mostly sure it's probably near harmless here. Maybe.

"Have a lot of people been killed touching water here?" She questions, half sarcastic but also a little serious.
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-16 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)

"Like I know. I've been here like, three fucking hot minutes. All I know is that they apparently don't have death clouds and there may be plants around."

Plants. Abby's never seen plants before.

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-16 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Got some low standards there, kid." She mumbles out, glancing around. "Some recon would help, find out what is or isn't going to kill anyone. Been watching some people around since I got here, things seem... safe enough."

Too safe. She's not trusting it, not entirely, but it doesn't seem hard to survive, at least.
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-16 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)

Like you can even trust stuff like that. What you see isn't always what you get. So Abby shrugs. Watch away, Angry Lady. Not like it's going to affect this kid.

"You do you, space gal."

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-16 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, the risk of dying makes living fun." Sure, she doesn't want to die, especially not because of some water or something lame as hell like that. But she's also entirely certain she won't die, being such a big deal and all.
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-16 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)

"Yeah, you say that when you're a kid on the streets," Abby snaps. Is her ten minutes up? She doesn't like this lady anymore.

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Aw c'mon kid, you've made it this far through that. Should be proud, brag about it." South shrugs, because if you're alive to fuss about having a shitty life, at least you're alive, right?
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-17 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)

Lift isn't even that easy, South. She doesn't want to complain. She wants to LIVE.

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-18 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Wouldn't kill ya to be a little proud or brag about surviving, just saying." She repeats, giving a decisive nod.
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[personal profile] quicksmiles_nimblefingers 2019-07-18 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)

The girl rolls her eyes. Survival is survival. And it was so barely done that she didn't feel like bragging was important.

"Whatever. I think our time is up, miss."

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[personal profile] whosthemonsternow 2019-07-24 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't let me keep you." She says as she slouches in her seat again, apparently not about to be the one to switch tables.