[Though the mention of his scars makes him pat one of his cheeks.] Shaving accident. [The standard answer from someone with facial hair and impressive facial scars.]
Couldn't actually tell you, Brother. Woke up one day with 'em. Figured they added to my rugged good looks, contrary to popular opinion.
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[Aliens and cryptids go hand in hand, right?]
[Though the mention of his scars makes him pat one of his cheeks.] Shaving accident. [The standard answer from someone with facial hair and impressive facial scars.]
Couldn't actually tell you, Brother. Woke up one day with 'em. Figured they added to my rugged good looks, contrary to popular opinion.