"Cause it's usually rude as hell to hit on someone or try to pick them up just anywhere, since most people are trying to just exist in most places outside of bars and clubs?" Is it a question or a statement? No one knows, but she ends with a questioning tone, because that's how it is back home. People in cafes or other public places aren't usually looking to be pestered with flirting, after all. Right?

"Yeah, I'm collegiate alright. No problem, just lemme alert him and we're set if you really wanna." She still wants to give an out, she might be a horny son of a bitch, but she doesn't corner or pressure anyone. "Trust me, the "glow" isn't a problem at all, you're gorgeous as fuck."